Subject: Technology

Three men, one a German, one a Japanese and one a hillbilly, were
sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and
the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my
pager," he said, I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to
his ear. When he finished he explained. "That was my mobile phone. I
have a micro chip in my hand.
The hillbilly felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided
he had to do something impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went
to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from
his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
The hillbilly finally said....well, would you look at that, I'm getting
a fax.