#5 - No reason, you just can't help yourself (common ailment)

#4 - It's more comfortable than your friends couch

#3 - It's more comfortable than the doghouse

#2 - Wherever you go� there you are

And finally, my personal number 1...

#1 - The clear coat on the roof won't bake off

Yes, I'm kind of bored today...  feel free to modify all you like.

Cheers,

Jeff