I think it says below. :)

hey get off my a$$ no my gas pedel isnt to the
floor I am doing 65 sure this thing gets chicks.
oh btw watch for my turn blikers. also slower traffic
keep left. bus may stop at anytime.

farfromfooling

On 01 Apr 2003, Ben T wrote:

> In a message dated 4/1/03 5:33:21 AM Pacific
> Standard Time, jefferrata@YAHOO.COM writes:
>
> << "ACHTUNG! Das machine is nicht fur
> gerfingerpoken und mittengrabben. Is nicht fur
> geverken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken
> sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets,
> relaxen, und vatch das blinkenlights." >>
>
> It says, "Attention! This van is about to
> explode. Ship vehicle to BenT immediately
> along with a $5000 handling fee for legal and
> proper disposal."
>
> BenT
> 04/01/03