OK so it isn't Friday. http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2412179681&category=15291 From this link scroll down to his terms of sale. Quite funny. 

Here is a sample -

" Payment: Look at your bank account..go ahead..I'll wait.......Back? good! now..look at the bid price. Which number is BIGGER? Ah! bank wins? GOOD! That means you can bid and if you ar the high bidder you can PAY for this car. If the bid price is the bigger number? back away from the BID button and nobody gets hurt. Yes,the street value of your stash may be several times the bid on the van. However YOU need to liquidate that first as I need CASH"