bwahhhhhhh. LOL tooo dang funny maybe this is the breed stan had.. hehe

take care,
Joe
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Bob Stevens [mailto:mtbiker62@HOTMAIL.COM]
> Sent: Saturday, June 21, 2003 01:50 AM
> To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
> Subject: was cats and campers; now mice too
>
> After attending the funeral of a Texas mouse killed by an eighty year old
> lady with a broom, three mice, one from Minnesota, one from Iowa and one
> from Wisconsin, are sitting at a bar trying to impress each other with how
> tough they are.
>
> The Minnesota mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty glass
> onto the bar, turns to the Iowa mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I
> lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch
> it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then
> make off with the cheese."
>
> The Iowa mouse orders up two shots of tequila, drinks them down one after
> the other, slams both glasses onto the bar, turns to the Minnesota mouse and
> replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take
> it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I
> can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
>
> The Minnesota mouse and the Iowa mouse then turn to the Wisconsin mouse.
>
> The Wisconsin mouse finishes the beer he has in front of him, lets out a
> long sigh and says to the two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta
> go home and have sex with the cat."
>