TEXAS  QUARTER  RECALL

The United States Treasury has announced it is recalling ALL the new
Texas quarters.

"We are recalling all of the new Texas quarters that were recently
issued," Treasury Undersecretary Russell Shackelford said in a
press conference Monday.

"This comes in the wake of numerous reports to this agency that
the quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending
machines, pay phones and other coin operated devices.

We believe the problem lies in a design flaw," said Shackelford.
"The winning design for the Texas quarter was submitted by
Texas A&M student William Doutrieux.  Apparently, the duct
tape holding the two dimes and nickel together keeps jamming
the coin operated devices."

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