found this in www.thesamba.com ... thought it was rather
"amusing", shall we say? :)
notice the price. and the stipulation of how you get photos!

      '87 Syncro With 3.2L Porsche (Excellent Cond.) - . . .
      Origional owner '87 Syncro Van with '87 3.2L 911 engine.
      California smog legal, engine overhauled @180K miles,
      Transmision rebuilt within the last 18 months
      Syncro and Viscous coupler work perfectly
      911 cross-drilled rotors & calipers, front
      upgraded rear shocks + 15in. alloys for extra ride height
      8 ply tires gives a 4,000 pound carrying capacity + factory
roof rack with spare tire
      A/C, electronics, mechanicals all in very good condition
requires heater
      Never hit or wrecked, minor wear to body, no rust, perfect
paint.
      Includes original booklets & key
      Will throw in the original matching engine at no extra
charge

      Price is firm ($50,000 USD), serious offer being taken.
      Photos for buyers who opt to leave 10% refundable deposit
      16 years of awsome fun, this one will not disappoint!