FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.

 BITES.

 -------------------------------

 FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKERSPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.

 -----------------------------

 FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.

 ------------------------------

 GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

 -------------------------------------

 FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT

 AWHILE...

 BETTER BE A REWARD.

 -----------------------------------

 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB --$850/offer

 ----------------------------

 SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

 -------------------------------

 COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

 -------------------------------

 NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.

 -------------------------------------

 HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE

 HAVE IT!"

 ----------------------------------------

 GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.

 ------------------------------------------

 NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.

 -----------------------------------------

 JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.

 ------------------------------------------

 ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.

 -------------------------------------------

 OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE &

 DONUTS.

 --------------------------------------

 (AND THE BEST ONE)

 FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.

 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer.

 No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything

________________________________________________________________
The best thing to hit the internet in years - Juno SpeedBand!
Surf the web up to FIVE TIMES FASTER!
Only $14.95/ month - visit www.juno.com to sign up today!