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Subject:Re: Friday -- At Last
From:John Rodgers
Date:Fri, 18 Jul 2003 17:16:12 -0500

Some how all this reminds me about the Primitive Baptists and
Predestination. After generations of debate about the subject, a little
kid at the corner coffee shop explained it all one day in one sentence.
Said "What shall be, will be, if it never happens!!!

I don't know Stan. Somehow the pedigree of your  dogs leaves a bit to be
desired.

However, if you have a Texas born and bred egg sucking hound, I might
consider it!!!!

Re-gards,

John Rodgers
88 GL Driver

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