BenT has way to much time on his hands...again.

What happened with Tim?

Mike

On 7/18/03 1:08 PM, "Ben T" <BenTbtstr8@AOL.COM> wrote:

> In a message dated 7/18/2003 12:36:07 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
> wilden1@JUNO.COM writes:
>
>> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
>>
>> BITES.
>>
>
> I'll take two. Please send to:
> Al Knoll
> c/o Mike Miller
> Sacramento, CA
>
>> FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKERSPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
>>
>
> SND's lastname wouldn't happen to be Wilder, would it?
>
>
>> FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
>>
> Ahhhh... part Texan.;) Good eatin'.
>
>> GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
>
> Can he do oil changes on Vanagons with the correct filter?
>
>> FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT
>>
>> AWHILE... BETTER BE A REWARD.
>
> Yes, send postpaid via First Class Air to Matthew Pollard in Idaho. Please
> email invoice to: <A HREF="mailto:poll7356@uidaho.edu">poll7356@uidaho.edu</A>
>
>
>> 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB --$850/offer
>>
>>
>
> I'm interested if the woman included in the tub are older than the food in my
> fridge. You can keep the man and the tub.
>
>> SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
>
> Sounds like another texas snowjob. It's like those flood damaged cars sold
> with clear Texas Title. Described as "never overheated".
>
>> COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
>
> Why? Have they started calling you uncle?
>
>> NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.
>
> OK, what's your tel. number?
>
>> HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE
>> HAVE IT!"
>
> What tune do they hum?
>
>> GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb
>
> I've seen these grown in Georgia Bushes.;(
>
>> NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.
>>
> Do  you have a birthday coming up?
>
>> JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER &DRYER $300.
>
> Watcher & the Ogler to trade.
>
>> ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
>
> What's Alzheimer's? Is that kind of memorable choking maneuver? I forget.
> Nevermind.
>
>> OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE &
>> DONUTS.
>
> Is this a Police Department event?
>
>> (AND THE BEST ONE)
>>
>> FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
>> 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer.
>> No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything
>
> Does it come with a divorce decree?
>
> BenT
>
>