Volks,
 Had a chance to come upon this gem, while working on my Westy (Vanagon
content)
It's been around a while...
Doug '85 Westy

Subject: Cats. (Yea Stan, your favorite subject)

> > Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was
>an
> > Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist,
>the
> > fourth was a Government Worker.
> >
> > To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."
> > T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and
>promptly
> > drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
> >
> >
> > Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his cat
>could
> > do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff.
> > 'Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen
>cookies.
>He
> > divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.
> >
> >  Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his cat could do
> > better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure
>got
> > up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce
> > glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a
>drop.
> >
> > Everyone agreed that was good. Then the three men turned to the
>Government
> > Worker and said, "What can your cat do?" The Government Worker called to
>his
> > cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his
> > feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper, screwed the
>other
> > three cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a
>grievance
> > report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation
>and
> > went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
> >
> >
> >