In a message dated 8/29/2003 11:41:41 AM Pacific Daylight Time,
jefferrata@YAHOO.COM writes:

> I don't know who got the last or best word in this
> little morning exchange on the highway, but at least
> until after the weekend, I'll be sticking to the back
> roads ...

Or you could post personal hygiene tips to the Hog Warrior and his cohorts on
the side or your van. Just drive in first gear at about 3000 rpm through town
to make sure they spot the trail.

You are guaranteed to illicit numerous signs with their prodigious central
digits indicating perhaps that youare "#1 "(?)

Don't forget to yell out the window, "yeah hey, we're number one". Don't
forget to return the gesture to illicit further approval.

BenT
ps: it is important that your medical coverage is current.;)