>Since we're using a registered bookie, I'm assuming we'll be in Nevada.
>
>I have a few conditions myself:
>
>1) We use your van and I'm not responsible for any damage when I win (if I
>have a heart attack during the process and lose, I'll pay for any damages).
>
>2) Any aftermarket anti-theft devices are prohibited.

I think you should make sure that "no aftermarket devices" also
includes no "home made devices".

And you might also want to add:

3) no dobermans or pit-bulls in the van....