I can see you "always look on the sunny side of life. dee dum, 
deedum... da dum da dum da dum"    : >
On Thursday, November 13, 2003, at 08:50  PM, JordanVw@aol.com wrote:

> In a message dated 11/13/03 4:59:18 PM Eastern Standard Time, 
> dspence@OANET.COM writes:
>
>
> Parking in the driveway is the time honoured way of minimizing your DW
> shoveling. You park, it snows, you clean the windows and drive away.
> The act of driving removes it from your driveway and the airflow will
> remove� the fresh snow from your van solving two problems at once : >
>
>
>
> and then you pack it all down so it becomes lumpy mounds of ice in 
> your driveway to and it sleets and freezing rains on it and turns hard 
> as a rock and wont blow off your van until you come to a stop at a 
> intersection and a big slab of ice slides off your roof and down your 
> windshield breaking your windshield wipers or as you are going down 
> the highway it becomes a projectile at 65 mph and the driver begind 
> you gets a westy poptop-shaped-ice chunk in his windshield.....
>
> :<)
>
> chris