Here is the NEW ENGLAND TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART:

60 F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.  People in New
England sunbathe.
50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.  People in New England plant
gardens.
40 F: Italian & English cars won't start.  People in New England drive
with the windows down.
32 F: Distilled water freezes.  Maine's Moose Head Lake's water gets
thicker.
20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
15 F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.  People in New
England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 F: All the people in Miami die.  New Englanders close the windows.
10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico.  The Girl Scouts in New
England are selling cookies door to door.
25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates.  People in New England get out
their winter coats.
40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.  People in New
England let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.  New Englanders
get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."
460 below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
scale).  People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below zero: Hell freezes over.  The Red Sox win the World Series.