Bad news for the Red Sox.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Eric Zeno" <vw4x4@FYI.NET>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Friday, January 16, 2004 11:08 AM
Subject: NEW ENGLAND TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

> Here is the NEW ENGLAND TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART:
>
> 60 F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.  People in New
> England sunbathe.
> 50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.  People in New England plant
> gardens.
> 40 F: Italian & English cars won't start.  People in New England drive
> with the windows down.
> 32 F: Distilled water freezes.  Maine's Moose Head Lake's water gets
> thicker.
> 20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
> People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
> 15 F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.  People in New
> England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
> 0 F: All the people in Miami die.  New Englanders close the windows.
> 10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico.  The Girl Scouts in New
> England are selling cookies door to door.
> 25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates.  People in New England get out
> their winter coats.
> 40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.  People in New
> England let the dogs sleep indoors.
> 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.  New Englanders
> get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."
> 460 below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
> scale).  People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"
> 500 below zero: Hell freezes over.  The Red Sox win the World Series.