Stop your whining!  it could be worse.  I grew up in San Diego... yes, a
Padre fan.

Cheers,

Jeff

-----Original Message-----
From: Vanagon Mailing List [mailto:vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com]On Behalf
Of Aristotle Sagan
Sent: Friday, January 16, 2004 2:13 PM
To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
Subject: Re: NEW ENGLAND TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

In my lifetime, I have seen the RedSux lose three world series. :o(

Of course I am an Oriole fan so it bothers me that I have seen the O's lose
three World series also in my lifetime. :-(

Of course, we won't mention 1966, 1970, and 1983. That would make the
Beantown crew just feel bad. :-)

tim in san jose (it only has to get Purgatory to freeze over before the
Birds win it all.)

----- Original Message -----
From: "zolo" <zolo@FOXINTERNET.NET>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Friday, January 16, 2004 1:08 PM
Subject: Re: NEW ENGLAND TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

> Bad news for the Red Sox.
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Eric Zeno" <vw4x4@FYI.NET>
> To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
> Sent: Friday, January 16, 2004 11:08 AM
> Subject: NEW ENGLAND TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
>
>
> > Here is the NEW ENGLAND TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART:
> >
> > 60 F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.  People in New
> > England sunbathe.
> > 50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.  People in New England plant
> > gardens.
> > 40 F: Italian & English cars won't start.  People in New England drive
> > with the windows down.
> > 32 F: Distilled water freezes.  Maine's Moose Head Lake's water gets
> > thicker.
> > 20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
> > People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
> > 15 F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.  People in New
> > England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
> > 0 F: All the people in Miami die.  New Englanders close the windows.
> > 10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico.  The Girl Scouts in New
> > England are selling cookies door to door.
> > 25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates.  People in New England get out
> > their winter coats.
> > 40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.  People in New
> > England let the dogs sleep indoors.
> > 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.  New Englanders
> > get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."
> > 460 below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
> > scale).  People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"
> > 500 below zero: Hell freezes over.  The Red Sox win the World Series.
>