The English professor - actually a visiting professor over from Britain
to teach English Literature - was cruising through the campus in his
Vanagon, a new experience for him, when he spotted a young lass whom he
recognized as a student in his class, and more so from the fact she was
a Cockney herself there going to school.

A weather system had just passed through and the temperatures were
falling rapidly and the wind gusting. She was having a hard time keeping
her skirt under control in the wind.

Being a gentleman he pulled up at the street corner where she was
waiting for the light to change, and asked her if he could give her a
lift. She gratefully accepted, and just as she was getting into the van
a strong gust of  wind caught her skirt and blew it up into her face,
exposing her to the world.  She quickly grabbed her garment and pulled
it to where it needed to go and redfaced, climbed into the van and sat
down.

The professor, trying to assuage her embarassment  said to her, "Ah,
Lass,  a bit airy, yes??"

Totally missing the professors good intent, now very flustered and  even
more redfaced,  she snapped " Of course it's 'airy!!! W'ot did you
expect??? Feathers!!!"

John Rodgers
88 GL Driver