A Frenchman, an Englishman and a Redneck are captured by a fierce tribe of
Indians.

The chief walks up to them and says, "I have bad news and good news
The bad news is you will all die, and we will use your skin to make canoes.
The good news is you can each choose the way you die!"

The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." When given the poison, the
Frenchman shouts, "Viva la France!" and drinks it down.

The Englishman says, "A pistol for me." When given the pistol, the
Englishman puts the gun to his head and shouts, "God save the Queen!"
and shoots himself in the head.

The Redneck asks for a fork.

Puzzled, the chief hands the Redneck a fork, and who begins stabbing
himself
all over his body, his stomach, his sides, his chest..... everywhere. As
the
blood from the Redneck begins gushing out all over, the chief is
appalled and
screams, "What are you doing??"

The Redneck looks the Chief squarely in the eye,saying,

 "So much for your canoe, Bubba!"