ROTFL !!
(All is forgiven)

Entity John Rodgers spoke thus:

> A Frenchman, an Englishman and a Redneck are captured by a fierce tribe of
> Indians.
>
> The chief walks up to them and says, "I have bad news and good news
> The bad news is you will all die, and we will use your skin to make canoes.
> The good news is you can each choose the way you die!"
>
> The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." When given the poison, the
> Frenchman shouts, "Viva la France!" and drinks it down.
>
> The Englishman says, "A pistol for me." When given the pistol, the
> Englishman puts the gun to his head and shouts, "God save the Queen!"
> and shoots himself in the head.
>
> The Redneck asks for a fork.
>
> Puzzled, the chief hands the Redneck a fork, and who begins stabbing
> himself
> all over his body, his stomach, his sides, his chest..... everywhere. As
> the
> blood from the Redneck begins gushing out all over, the chief is
> appalled and
> screams, "What are you doing??"
>
> The Redneck looks the Chief squarely in the eye,saying,
>
> "So much for your canoe, Bubba!"