> By the time the cops arrive you are falling into a rum
> induced coma.  You won't be aware that you are
> handcuffed, naked and covered in chicken fat.  The
> ride to the station will be like a dream, your wife of
> course won't come to get you as she is mortally
> embarrassed & later will seek a divorce on the grounds
> you are a loon.

ohhh, so this is why you are single again!

-matthew
86 syncro
w/ chick magnet 15" rims, baby!