1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:

        Eskimo Pi

2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup:

        Won ton

3. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:

        1 bananosecond

4. Weight an evangelist carries with God:

        1 billigram

5. Half of a large intestine:

        1 semicolon

6. 1000 aches:

        1 kilohurtz

7. Basic unit of laryngitis:

        1 hoarsepower

8. 1 million microphones:

        1 megaphone

9. 2000 mockingbirds:

        two kilomockingbirds (work on it....)

10.     52 cards:

            5.2 decacards

11. 3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University
Hospital:

            I.V. League