Signs That Old Age Might Be Creeping Up On You ...

- You like to be in crowds because they keep you from falling down.
- Your favorite section of the newspaper is '25 Years Ago Today.'
- A big evening with your friends is sitting around comparing
living wills.
- Your clothes go into the overnight bag so you can fill the suitcase
with your pills.
- Somebody you consider an old-timer calls you an old-timer.
- Your idea of a change of scenery is looking to the left or right.
- Your knees buckle, but your belt won't.