Amusing when he's swillin' that grog.

Entity Warren.K.Lail-1 spoke thus:

> Now let me introduce meself.  I'm Long Johh, ole
> Warren's 87 GL.  That swab's been pullin' parts
> off o' me for long enough!  He's been a stealin'
> this and that and the other, and old Long John's
> had about enough!  Why, I don't care two coppers
> whether ole Billy Bones ever sets another sail!
> And surely not at my expense!  Now I've been
> civil, more civil than most, but this here's gone
> too far.  Why, tonight, clean after dark, that
> Warren was a pullin my injectors!  There'll
> be no more o' that, to be sure.  There' hell
> to pay! Let that lubber touch another of my
> fuel components and I'll spray whale blubber
> from here to eternity!  Confound him and that
> Billy Bones.  The two of them is gettin' me
> riled up, and not a single one of you wants
> to know what happens when old Long John shows
> his colors, nary a one!
>
> Now I recommend that you fellers, and missuses
> if yer out there, help that swab Warren solve
> his quarrel with Bill Bones.  I've had enough!
>
> Long John (what some calls an 87 GL)