>To quote a buddy of mine," I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good
>once as I ever was!"

An elderly couple was living in southern Cal., when one morning the husband
was setting out for a long list of errands.  Knowing how forgetful and
confused he could get, his wife gave him the cell phone in case he got
lost.  About 20 minutes after he left, she heard on the radio that someone
was driving the wrong way on I-405.  Knowing that was the general area her
husband was headed, she called him on the cell phone, "Dear, someone's
driving the wrong way on 405, be careful out there."  He
responded,"Someone? Hell, there's hundreds of them!!!!"

DM&FS