In a message dated 3/17/2004 9:24:11 PM Pacific Standard Time,
jhecht@ALUM.MIT.EDU writes:

<< What's with the list today?  There have been over 100 emails in just the
past few hours!  Not even on Kyle the anti-semite, either!

Microsoft Outlook can't keep up, it's starting to smoke at the edges from
emails whizzing past too fast! >>

Joy,

If you elevate your Vanagon at the front and rev the engine at about 3500 rpm
while your laptop's inverter is plugged into the silver socket in the dash,
the added voltage will burp any hot racist air bubbles trapped in your email
program.

BenT
Vanagon Cafe