Everyone knows Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will..." - 
Here are some other Laws you may not have heard!

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Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with 
grease, your nose will begin to itch.

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Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the 
least accessible corner.

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Lowery's Law of Home Repair: If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it 
needed replacing anyway.

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Beach's Law: Interchangeable parts aren't.

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William's Law: There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it 
cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.

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Lane's Law of Supply and Demand: The one item you need is always in 
short supply.

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Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work 
because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

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Norman Einstein's Law: If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

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Col. Murphy's Law of Combat: Never forget that your weapon was made by 
the lowest bidder!
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She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

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