

| Subject: | Re: RoadHaus - Insidious Insect & Bothersome Bug solutions |
| From: | The corruptor |
| Date: | Thu, 1 Apr 2004 14:31:43 -0500 |
>>> But a recent invasion of No-See-Ums in Florida<<< You don�t say... http://www.benplace.com/floride/100_0128.jpg I hate those suckers, I hate those suckers, I hate those suckers, I hate those suckers, I hate those suckers, I hate those suckers, I hate those suckers, I hate those suckers, I hate those suckers, I hate those suckers, I hate those suckers, I hate those suckers, I hate those suckers, I hate those suckers, I hate those suckers, PERIOD Like Larry always say, in camping you need to worry about 2 things, weather and bugs. -Have your good friend send you a bug zapper as a gift!!!! ;-) (Thanks Brother) -Have a chemical suit handy -Sleep in van, close all windows and never go out -Have the van undercoated with a nuclear bug spray solution -Wear an electric shock suit at all time -Stay under water all day -Get drunk, way drunk, you don�t feel them anymore (that is my way) -Stay in Arizona in wintertime -Camp in Quebec in wintertime -Camp above 4000 feet -Have an turbo TICO TDI high engine hooked to a fan blowing air beside you all day long, anyway the TICO is no good in the van. -camp in a chemical spayed cucumber field -Don�t wash yourself for month (That�s Larry way) -make your own bubble dome / air tight free camping spot. -Dig a hole in the ground and put your head in it -Move and run all the time, it�s good for you -Bate in a beer bath, drink what�s in the bath after, don�t drive. -Make love all day, you won�t feel the bugs...(No comments) -Buy an Eurovan (Hi hi hi) -Cream yourself with some sticking smelly French cheese -Roll yourself in dirt mud...and fight with your neighbor -Use the mix of coolant and oil dripping from your van and poor some on your naked body Ok, enough. Lets be serious now... ??????????? I have no idea, that is the joy of camping, good friends and a beer make you forget about this small detail Cheers, Ben http://www.benplace.com/
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