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I've decided the only method that will work is gasoline then a match to burn
them up and then buying a new pair of pants.
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Now why would you want to burn clothing that is perfectly suited for Vanagon
maintenance?

I suppose you could get more moly and a brush .... apply the moly evenly to
the shorts, and .... you have a whole nuther color.  You could even get
creative and apply strange and unique patterns.

Mike