I can picture it now, row upon row of Westy's no longer able to move under their own power but functional in every other respect. All of them up on blocks, tops popped open, surrounded by neatly trimmed lawns, with flowers in planters. A small parking pad in front for the residents more reliable daily transportation, water and electrical hook ups for every van. Gray water lines dropping to an underground drain system. Smoke wafting up from the barbeque grills in the evening sky. Children playing ball between the rows of vans.

Space is limited, reserve yours now, only ??? per month, hook-ups extra. Basement option available for the low, low price of $495.00, we remove your dead engine and transmission, replacing them with a watertight box and lid hinged to open towards the front, from inside.

OK its not friday yet, but I couldn't resist.

Mark in AK