Spam: The wonder meat. Fearless American hunters track down the ferocious
Spamnimal in the jungles of Borneo. The Spamnimal is nicknamed "Spam" by the
local cannibals after the last missionary in their locality Friar Spam of
Hormelia. Fr. Spam apparently resembled the elusive Spamneebeest which is a cousin to
the Spamnimal.

The Spamnimal has been nearly hunted to extinction. Fortunately a group of
enterprising Hawaiian chefs, raised and bred the horny beast in captivity.

Hurray for Spam, the wonder meat.

Names were changed to protect the innocent, Happy Friday.

BenT