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Subject:Re: SPAM ?
From:John Rodgers
Date:Fri, 7 May 2004 08:10:02 -0500

Spamnimal!!!!

Now BenT that's a good one.

To learn more about it the Spamnimal, one should visit Alaska, the
second largest consumer of Spamnimal in the USA. Maybe the world. There
are interesting places like "Skinny Dick's Half-Way Inn" up near
Fairbanks where you can hear good  stories.

Then for the best stories of all, there is the renown  Mr. Whitekeys
Fly-by-Night Club in Anchorage, AK. The place is the home of The
Whalefat Follies - the show that the Alaska Department of Tourism DOES
NOT want you to see.  And there you will find a real story about the
Spamnimal!! It's featured on the main menu. To learn more turn your
browser to
http://www.flybynightclub.com/ and check it out.

And no, I have no connection in any way, but have been to the circus
there many  times.

Regards,

John Rodgers
88 GL Driver

Ben T wrote:

>Spam: The wonder meat. Fearless American hunters track down the ferocious
>Spamnimal in the jungles of Borneo. The Spamnimal is nicknamed "Spam" by the
>local cannibals after the last missionary in their locality Friar Spam of
>Hormelia. Fr. Spam apparently resembled the elusive Spamneebeest which is a cousin to
>the Spamnimal.
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>The Spamnimal has been nearly hunted to extinction. Fortunately a group of
>enterprising Hawaiian chefs, raised and bred the horny beast in captivity.
>
>Hurray for Spam, the wonder meat.
>
>Names were changed to protect the innocent, Happy Friday.
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>BenT
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