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Subject:Re: SPAM ?
From:Mike Miller
Date:Fri, 7 May 2004 08:49:11 -0700

I believe the beast's native habitat is BORE-NEO.

There are no innocents on this list.

Mike

On 5/7/04 2:48 AM, "Ben T" <BenTbtstr8@AOL.COM> wrote:

> Spam: The wonder meat. Fearless American hunters track down the ferocious
> Spamnimal in the jungles of Borneo. The Spamnimal is nicknamed "Spam" by the
> local cannibals after the last missionary in their locality Friar Spam of
> Hormelia. Fr. Spam apparently resembled the elusive Spamneebeest which is a
> cousin to
> the Spamnimal.
>
> The Spamnimal has been nearly hunted to extinction. Fortunately a group of
> enterprising Hawaiian chefs, raised and bred the horny beast in captivity.
>
> Hurray for Spam, the wonder meat.
>
> Names were changed to protect the innocent, Happy Friday.
>
> BenT
>
>