

| Subject: | Re: SPAM ? |
| From: | Mike Miller |
| Date: | Fri, 7 May 2004 08:49:11 -0700 |
I believe the beast's native habitat is BORE-NEO. There are no innocents on this list. Mike On 5/7/04 2:48 AM, "Ben T" <BenTbtstr8@AOL.COM> wrote: > Spam: The wonder meat. Fearless American hunters track down the ferocious > Spamnimal in the jungles of Borneo. The Spamnimal is nicknamed "Spam" by the > local cannibals after the last missionary in their locality Friar Spam of > Hormelia. Fr. Spam apparently resembled the elusive Spamneebeest which is a > cousin to > the Spamnimal. > > The Spamnimal has been nearly hunted to extinction. Fortunately a group of > enterprising Hawaiian chefs, raised and bred the horny beast in captivity. > > Hurray for Spam, the wonder meat. > > Names were changed to protect the innocent, Happy Friday. > > BenT > >
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