Y'ain't seen nuttin till you've seen a half dozen captured processed
Spamnimals in a pretty handwoven basket in a Tokyo upscale department store
with an equivalent $120.00 price tag on them. Seems them Japanese types like
to give them to their bosses for Christmas. Whether they like them or not, I
don't know. Even I, world traveler extrodinair, was amazed at that one

As a kid being brought up in a lower middle class Amurican family, Spam was
the treat that kept on giving back <belch>. Never could figure out why when
there was so many nice CornedBeefHashimals around.

tim in Spam free san jose (at least my house)
 >
>Spamnimal!!!!
>
>Now BenT that's a good one.
>
>To learn more about it the Spamnimal, one should visit Alaska, the
>second largest consumer of Spamnimal in the USA. Maybe the world. There
>are interesting places like "Skinny Dick's Half-Way Inn" up near
>Fairbanks where you can hear good  stories.
>
>Then for the best stories of all, there is the renown  Mr. Whitekeys
>Fly-by-Night Club in Anchorage, AK. The place is the home of The
>Whalefat Follies - the show that the Alaska Department of Tourism DOES
>NOT want you to see.  And there you will find a real story about the
>Spamnimal!! It's featured on the main menu. To learn more turn your
>browser to
>http://www.flybynightclub.com/ and check it out.
>
>And no, I have no connection in any way, but have been to the circus
>there many  times.
>
>Regards,
>
>John Rodgers
>88 GL Driver
>
>Ben T wrote:
>
>>Spam: The wonder meat. Fearless American hunters track down the ferocious
>>Spamnimal in the jungles of Borneo. The Spamnimal is nicknamed "Spam" by
>>the
>>local cannibals after the last missionary in their locality Friar Spam of
>>Hormelia. Fr. Spam apparently resembled the elusive Spamneebeest which is
>>a cousin to
>>the Spamnimal.
>>
>>The Spamnimal has been nearly hunted to extinction. Fortunately a group of
>>enterprising Hawaiian chefs, raised and bred the horny beast in captivity.
>>
>>Hurray for Spam, the wonder meat.
>>
>>Names were changed to protect the innocent, Happy Friday.
>>
>>BenT
>>
>>
>>

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