That was the 1860s, right?

Joy

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Joy Hecht
and Matilda, 1989 Burgundy Vanagon
and Henrietta, sad-eyed orangutan who waltzes with Matilda and me
and Bicycle and Kayak, who ride on Matilda

For musings about life and the vanadventures:
http://users.rcn.com/jhecht/gypsy
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Vanagon Mailing List [mailto:vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM]On Behalf
> Of Calle Fallberg
> Sent: Friday, May 07, 2004 6:00 AM
> To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
> Subject: Friday Fw: The good old days...
>
>
> Oh yeah,it�s fryeday.....
> Then some of you might enjoy this...  :-)
>
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>
>
> > This is an actual extract from a sex education school
> > text book for girls, printed in the early 60's in
> > England, & written by a woman!
> > ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > -------------------------------
> >
> > "When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for
> > bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene
> > is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does
> > not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have
> > to do for his train. But remember to look your best
> > when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is
> > welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply
> > face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as
> > this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.
> >
> > When it comes to the possibility of intimate
> > relations with your husband it is important to
> > remember your marriage vows and in particular your
> > commitment to obey him.
> >
> > If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so
> > be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes;
> > do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy.
> > Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly
> > all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction
> > is more important than a woman's.
> >
> > When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan
> > from yourself is encouraging to him and quite
> > sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you
> > may have had. Should your husband suggest any of the
> > more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining
> > but register any reluctance by remaining silent.
> >
> > It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly
> > asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply
> > your night time face and hair care products.
> >
> > You may then set the alarm so that you can arise
> > shortly before him in the morning. This will enable
> > you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he
> > awakes."
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