Steve wrote:
They stole 5000Lbs of grease worth less than $0.14 per pound...?
More and more often, I find myself amazed that humans ever managed to
crawl from the sea and become the dominant species on this planet.There
must not have been much competition at the time...

The best one I've heard was on the news last week.  In Baghdad
carjackers tried to take a car full of suicide bombers.  Guess what
happened....