Billy Bones simply listens to Sirius Chill (Chanel 64) all the time.  Sirius commercials or not, this is the best station out there (in the opinion o' me and my mate Bill).

Picked up a skull and crossbones bottle opener today for ole Bill Bones.  That infernal son of a Dutchman is lookin' better every day.  Long John, who parks next to Billy, is threatening to split (shiver) his timbers!  They're a cantankerous lot, the two of them, drinkin' rum and swearin' at each other.  By the powers!  Who'd a thought two Vanagons could draw cutlasses on each other.

And where's Maggie these days?  Makin' a little road trip to Kansas, eh?  Heard Maggie's bus didn't get painted on Friday like it was supposed to... What's up now, GF (head shakin' side to side and fingers snappin')? But don't ye worry none lassie, ole Bill Bones'll look after ye when you finally make it back to home port.  You keep a weather-eye open for ole Billy Bones, ya hear?

Warren
88 Westy "Billy Bones"
87 GL "Long John"
And soon to be in our driveway, The Anne Bonney (a little golden 85 Westy pirate ship that belongs to Maggie).