My favorite:

*"Tough guy" Marines who spend a great deal of time "camping out" say
that the very best mosquito repellant you can use is Avon Skin-So-Soft
bath oil mixed about half and half with alcohol "

*JD  (Imagining a whole troop of drunk marines with silky soft skin)
"Hey Rex, put down that mortar and come feel my hands. You won't believe
how soft they are!"

Bob Stevens wrote:

> http://www.freewebs.com/elderbob/ELDER/GENERAL_INFORMATION.html
> http://www.freewebs.com/elderbob/ELDER/GENERAL_INFORMATION.html#EL2
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> Says right there, Bob's (not this one) Home Remedies.
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> Bob Stevens
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> http://groups.msn.com/BobsPhotoShare
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/tiico