LOL ! .................... Wish I had thought of that.

Stan Wilder
www.engineceramics.com
----- Original Message -----
From: "Chris S." <mrpolak@YAHOO.COM>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2004 7:25 AM
Subject: Toilet cleaning.... not while camping.

> While we're on the subject of home remedies, allow me to share
> the technique I learned elsewhere for keeping the toilets in my
> house sparkling-clean. :-)
>
> 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo
> to the water in the bowl.
>
> 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards
> the bathroom.
>
> 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close
> both lids.  You may need to stand on the lid.
>
> 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
> noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying
> this.
>
> 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
> "power-wash" and rinse".
>
> 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that
> there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
>
> 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift
> both lids.
>
> 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the
> bathroom,and run outside where he will dry himself off.
>
> 9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
>
> Sincerely,
>
>  The Dog