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Subject:Re: Engine fires, urine, now Vanagon Butterfly Camping
From:Joel Walker
Date:Wed, 4 Aug 2004 22:51:28 -0500

> What's the ratio of watermellon juice to pee?
>and how in the heck did someone figure this out?
> Butterfly lover

aw, it was easy to figure out ... just wake up some morning, after
laying out in the grass all night. after getting stinky drunk on
fermented watermellons ... sooooo drunk you've soiled your pants with
processed mellon juices.

at first, you think your skin is crawling ... like after a night of
bad tequilla ...
but it's them damned butterflies all over you. must been over a
thousand of 'em.
then you think the mellons had fermented into LSD or something (those
of you over 50 might remember some of this).
then you wake up some more and realize it's just a bunch of bugs with
purty wings.

:)

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
        Than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

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