Dear Volks,

They didn't come up with enough cash so here's the scoop on van o rama as of
about 5 PM west coast time"

NO, or hardly any, cops had shown up

There was little evidence [good evidence that is] of serious felonies:

except of course for Marcus.

And then there was Chris, but George assured me that her lithium drip would
kick in soon.

The surfing Chris escaped before the film was developed but there's a chance
it would stand up in court.

BenT's buddy, Jeru, swears that he won't turn state's evidence but he
doesn't look any too trustworthy to me.  I mean buy a man once and someone
else may bid higher.

Then there's Tim's 'Hide a felony on wheels' van.

Of course the two women in the dark grey van that was very luscious.  First
of all it was clean.  Then there was no port a potty, only a subwoofer, and
finally they were much too innocent looking.  Obvious a felony in progress
somewhere there.

Well maybe some of the others were technically not guilty but speaking from
a higher moral ground  they certainly were ethically engaged in very
suspicious practices!  [After all pensioner is, by himself, a violation of
the constitution as amended by the current administration, and probably the
prior one or two versions as well].

So thinking it over it was just me and the dogs who were completely morally
and legally innocent...and I'm none too sure of the damn dogs.

Mike

Formerly Sacramento, now Fairfax, soon to be visiting certain list members
being held without bail or charge in the nearest Federal facility.