Two strangers are sitting in adjacent seats on an airplane.

One guy says to the other, "Let's talk.  I've hear that the flight
will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger."

The other guy, who was enjoying a good book, closes it slowly, takes
off his glasses and asks, "Exactly what would you like to discuss?"

The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about nuclear power?"

The second guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting
conversation.  But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets; the
cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass.  Why is that?"

The first guy says, "I have no idea."

At that, second guy opens his book again and says, "Well then.  Do you
really think you're qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't
know crap?"

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Any resemblance to some of the purveyors of "wisdom" on this list is purely
intentional...

Happy weekend all.

Cheers,

Jeff