>Not everything should be "shared" just for a "good laugh."

Why the heck not? I thought your story was great...

>I was in hurry and when I got out of my work truck (Junker Ford) a spring
>poked its way through the seat, hooking on my pants, ripping the whole butt
>open. In my hast I did not realize the change to my clothing.

... just glad it wasn't me.