Ahoy, ye lubberly swabs!  Hoist the mainsail, swab the decks ye bilge rats!  Lay yer back into it!
Captain Billy Bones'll be settin' sail come midnight.  Weigh anchor!  We've got work to do
if we're to make high tide!

This here ship'll be sailing East to the far blue mountains of North Carolina in a few hours.
By the powers its a long way!  But even ole Bill Bones enjoys visitin' with his family.  So
wish us well.  If ye should see ole Billy Bones sailin' east on I-40, flash yer lanterns!
We'll heave to and chat Vanagon stuff for a while!

Warren Lail
88 Westy "Billy Bones"  (that's Captain Billy Bones ye swab!)  Billy Bones  X (his mark)