Twas the night before, the night before Christmas,
when all through the Haus
Not a creature was stirring, except for a mouse.

The stockings were hung in the pop top with care,
In hopes that St. Westfalia soon would be there;

The ROADGUY was nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of Nicole Kidman danced in his head;

When out in the dark there arose such a clatter,
he sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the slider he flew like a flash,
tore open the door and spied in the trash.

Dozens of NUTRIA (Myocastor Coypus/swamp rats) back for revenge :)

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays

Larry Chase
www.roadhaus.com