.....the  "Mysterious Shipping Calculator Computer Program" spit out a
cost of  $31.15 .....
Ah Ha!! all your fault Larry.  What will you do when all the FedEx
computers crash tonight, all planes and vehicles are brought to a halt,
and the entire system shuts down?  Even words like 'lay offs' and
'Adjusted Earnings Reports' are being whispered in the hallways of
FedEx!  And all your fault, you and your accomplice.