At 06:25 PM 1/28/2005, you wrote:
>Where did you apply the anti-squeal goo?

Sounds like what he really needs is some "brake oil"! That'll quiet those
dang squeaky pads!

Reminds me of the "Letter to the editor" story, and since it's friday I may
as well tell it:
To the Editor-
  I put a brick in my toilet like was suggested in the "water savers"
article in your paper. Well, I must say, I don't think much of that advice!
When I flushed the toilet, all the stuff got stuck on the brick and stopped
the toilet up and I had to reach down into all that filth to pull out the
brick so it would flush. I don't understand why you'd give out such bad advice!
-Upset Reader

[Editor note: you're supposed to put the brick in the tank, not the bowl]