<<Sheesh! I've been driving a Vanagon for 5 years and have never found
one of these allegations to be true!
In fact, this has been the most reliable, economical and environmentally
conscious vehicle I have ever owned.
-- Gnarlie>>

You have to get out of Emerald City and discover reality.

The poppies on the way in are clouding your thought process Gnarlie.

While I found the disclaimer a bit curse, it most certainly isn't far
off, here in the real world.