And here lies the key to your retort.
Climb into your oil burner and get away from Santa Fe.
Take a trip north east, or just east, or maybe north to Montana, or
Wyoming.

You'll soon find you, and your Van out of touch with the real world
Dorothy.

Drop out of the Emerald City and you best have your AAA , the plastic,
and the cell phone all paid up and ready to rock and roll.

Mile driven for the dollar and time spent on the vehicle is highly
exorbitant.

It's a pretty sad situation where you have to stay close to home, or
have a directory of where, and whom will perform surgery on your vehicle
prior to beckoning out beyond your safety bubble.

Neat vehicles.
Fun to drive.

But don't go too far.