"OK, after reading Unca Joel's stream-of-consciousness essay on where oil
comes from, I at first thought perhaps he had missed his usual dose of
medication.  Then it came to me - he's bucking for one of those grants!"
Maggie

..then....

"I'd vote for giving him a grant, maybe even a pardon."
Mike

.. then a probationary period, closely supervised by the Vanagon Rescue
Squad.

bob
had to make that fit this list somehow.........